Chapter 11

ChAPTER 11: laws6ER AZND THE COWBOYZ STEVE monEY

Law6er then broke down the back door. “NO! Body move ive got a six shooter!! my nemesis athan the Robot is coming for me and im bringing in the Law to this town!” he then lost his six shooter which was incinerated by Aizen’s Butterfly Aura. “Who are you and why do you matter” Aizen yelled who was now quite saddened after being insulted by Anna in such a way.

Aizen cherished the Naginata of Kenkon, and hoped that no one would ever take it from him just like they took Anna, or his favorite Mexican hat. Then a man claiming to be Cowboy Steve (Who was neither a cowboy nor named Steve) yelled as he kicked down the door “I want you varmints are arrested for high treason against Sinopolis, for that time you all led a giant gang war within city limits I reckon”, nobody payed attention to him since he wasn’t an actual cowboy, but (alleged) Cowboy Steve was a crafty one, and while everyone was actively not caring about him and staring menacingly at one another, he hatched a plot to eliminate Law6er once and for all and gain control of the Naginata.

Cowboy Steve stole the Naginata from Aizen, Cowboy Steve gave it to Afro, Cowboy Steve took the Naginata back from Afro, Cowboy Steve broke the Naginata into 6 pieces, Cowboy Steve drank some whiskey, Cowboy Steve gave it back to Afro, Cowboy Steve then drank some more whiskey, Cowboy Steve was on a rodeo rampage Cowboy Steve is then arrested by Law6er. He will have a “six shooter”.

The law6er then said “But he will explain” as he held his six shooter.

“I can explain that” said a voice from the shadows that no one had checked before. I am Bartlebee Saxenburg, the true Bartlebee of the MISTS line of Bartlebees. “I have been following your efforts from afar for generations, before you were even born I was watching you, watching and waiting”. Orange looked puzzled by this, and said “But what could your occupation possibly be?”

“I’m a scientist,” said the scientist. “I developed yper cancer to complete the Bartlebee bloodline, but one of the hurricanes I trained to juggle fish accidentally dropped a giant marlin on Aizen’s love and killed her. Since then, he’s forced me to be his slave, give whoever he wanted yper cancer, and build him that protective cocoon battle station.” Then he died an ironical death of yper cancer.

“Now Witness the full power of this fully operational battle Cocoon station” Aizen yelled as he charged his killtrox beams at the party. the journey would have ended here but Orange sacrificed his last One of a Kind, Limited Edition 1-UP Tart to negate most of the harmful effects of the Yper cancer causing machine which killed Law6er and (alleged) Cowboy (Alleged) Steve (who may have been athan the (alleged) Robot (allegedly))

Everyone was very battle scarred from that ferocious attack by Aizen, but Afro remained standing, a massive vaccum slash across his face. Afro, using his battle aura philandered at Aizen with the fury of 2 Afros without said aura. Swinging the Naginata of Kenkon in a wide arc at Aizen, he broke through Aizen’s first barrier of protection, his cocoon layer, which had completely encased him. To break such a great defense required Afro’s whole spirit behind his mighty blade, which he did, which resulted in the defense being broken. A consequence of this action was the Naginata of Kenkon unbreaking, then rebreaking into two pieces. Aizen then had to rely on his final layer of defense, his toaster strudel coffin, so people called him Aizen Arisen because he was in a coffin.

Orange realized this was his one chance to shine. Aizen Arisen was surrounded by a protective field of toaster strudels, but he had neglected one key frosted weakness; reluctantly, Orange pulled out his very last poptart box. This one came with a free prize! Orange prepared his arm in slingshot fashion and launched a pair of poptarts at the weak point in Aizen’s shield. They hit perfectly, creating a negativity vortex and destroying the first layer of Aizen’s unholy strudel shield. The next layer was made of highly lethal, volatile Neg-a-Tarts, but another pair of Orange’s poptarts shattered that layer, leaving Aizen exposed and on the brink of Smore flavored beatdown.

Aizen then ripped apart the dimensions pulling the heros + anna into uber-subspace, shattering everyones identity matrixes. This caused Ghosty Ghost to break into two forms, Ghostly Ghost and Ghosty GhGhostd. Ghosty jumped on the matrix to shield everyone else.

Ghosty GhGhostd made the ultimate sacrifice.Through the aforementioned sacrifice he was no longer living within the realm of the dead. On his last breath, Ghostly Ghost proclaimed “Yeah, like my death was important”, then died, proving the importance of his death and negating all of the sarcasm he ever spoke, except for that one time on the bridge.

With Ghosty Ghost written out of the story, Aizen knew that nothing could stop him from closing the book on these heroes and shutting their pages. He prepared to unleash his legendary I Can’t Believe I’m Not a Butterfly Beam.

Anna knew what she had to do. “I’ll Never love you Aizen, because of your anger issues!!!” she yelled as she hid behind Afro. Aizen was Mortified by this, his hands quivered and his whole concept of existence was shattered, because he wasnt loved. He cried mournfully at Anna, his only true love’s betrays. and he went into his super sayan attained his final form: Butterfly Form.

Aizen shot one thousand million lazer butterlies with the fury of a thousand lazer bees into Anna’s face, mutilating it beyond recognition. He did that because she betrayed him. Anna was at 1% power level after that devastating attack, leaving her only energy for last words and a secret technique.

With Anna’s last breath, she summoned the dark unearthly table power of James Hetfield using her magical beautiful cocoon power. “YOU TABLE ME I TABLE YOU!” he said. “SO I CALL ME TABLE!”

Afro charged Aizen, With both halfs of the Naginata of Kenkon in hand, and even though it was broken into two separate axes James Hetfeild, out of desperation, blessed the axe so Afro’s power could be drawn into the axe to attain it’s super secret rare final friendship form. The Fire-Sword of the Ancient Hyperzephyrians . which was twice as tall as any skyscraper ever seen and three times larger then Dave Grohl’s (who is still dead) Ego. Afro Raised up the massive blade and plunged the great blade into Aizen.

Aizen had a massive sword stabbed through 100% of his body, which begged the question of whether he was even stabbed.

They had defeated Aizen. Orange had a harmonica of victory. He played it. Afro punched him. He punched him so hard the universe ended. Goodbye. Universe?